Zalim Samaj

(URDU) Arey nhin jitna mayous kun yeah topic hy itna mayous nhin howa but just wo kia hy k office work berh gya hy or gher jub atta ho tub kabi light nhin hoti or kabi cousin pass aker baith jata hy so main app sy batian nhin ker pata. dont worry mainy sub yad ker ky rakhi hain sub bari bari bolo ga. Aj subho subho ap sy bat ker ny time FIX tha ;) but subho gher main kaam an pery so i delayed. or ab aak ky mouqa milla hy. chelain kia boar guftgu sun sun ap boar ho rhi hain main ap ko joke sunata ho....

A sardaar wnet to a hotel and ordered a Pizz..
the waiter asked : should i cut this pizza into 4 or 8 pieces..?
sardar said.: yaar 4 hi cutt de 8 khaaye nahi jayein gaye..

do sardar 2 horses laker aate hian
1st says:yr hum indonoon ko pehchanainge kaise?
2nd says:idea!! 1 kaam karte hian mere waale ka 1 kaan katdete hian is se pahechanjainge
1st one yup thats a nice idea
their child were naughty they cut the 2nd horse'ears at night.in the next morning
2oon sardar dekh kar hairan yr. ab kia karain ab phir 1jaise hogae woh 1 or kaan kaatdete hian. unke children raat ko doosra kaan bhi kaatdete hian aise hi woh 1 taang katdete hian and like that they cut all legs and ears
In the end 1st one says: yr aisi ki taisi aaj se white one is urs and blak one is mine

Shuker khuda ka ju hansi tu ap... chelain thora or muskura lain

TEACHER:bijli kahan say ati ahi??
SUDENT:mairay mamo k gher say.....
TAECHER:wo kaisay??
STUDENT:jub b light jati hai to mairay papa kahtay hain k salloun nay phir bijli band ker di hai

Jennab light jub chelly jati hy tu hazaro kaam pending ho jaty hain so thora cheep joke bi chely ga. well main thekny wala nhin. abhi main apko poetry sunata ho.... but abhi nhin kuch dair bad